“Too many people are faking the funk. I was at the club the other night. And I’m scrolling through my Instagram and I see a post from a girl I know. And she’s at the same club. And in this photo she’s holding up a bottle, acting crazy, looking like she doesn’t have a care in the world. But the club wasn’t even rocking like that. It was a Thursday. So I look across the room and there she is: sitting down, looking bored, scrolling through her phone, and clearly faking the funk.”
(via humansofnewyork)
Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!
As an aspiring TV writer, please let me tell you about how this making it to air is pure gold.
Confirmed, you only get these jokes after 5 seasons and a lot of pull
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